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Saturday, August 31, 2013

Crazy Spam Comments

Spam, Spam, Spam. I love the food Spam grilled on a sandwich with cheese and Mayo but I do not particularly care for the comment Spam.

I receive several bogus comments every week on the blog. Sometimes I receive a dozen or more per day. They always include a link to their "personal" website. The website may be something deeply inappropriate or a site that is phishing for your personal information. There is no way I am going to publish comments with all of that.

Every comment comes to me by email first and I can usually tell by their halting English that it is spam before I even see the link. They will use the wrong word in a sentence and I can tell they are not familiar with English. They say something like, "I really like the information I glanced." (Should be saw) or "You gift me a great insight." (Should be gave).

Other times they are so crazy mixed up that I can not make heads or tails of them. 
Example: 
Definitely consider that that you stated. Your favorite justification seemed to be on the internet the simplest thing to take into account of. I say to you, I definitely get annoyed whilst other folks consider worries that they plainly don't recognize about. You managed to hit the nail upon the highest as neatly as defined out the whole thing without having side effects, folks could take a signal. Will probably be again to get more. Thank you, Here is my website.
This one came in this week and made me laugh out loud.
An outstanding share! I've just forwarded this onto a friend who was doing a little research on this. And he actually bought me breakfast due to the fact that I stumbled upon it for him... lol. So let me reword this.... Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah, thanks for spending some time to discuss this topic here on your web page. Visit my page here.

Wow! I did not know my writing was that good. If people are buying meals for others that send them to my site it sure looks like I ought to be able to make a living at this writing thing. Yeah right!

 Can you see all that I go through for you millions of readers?

Hey, maybe we should have a contest. Let's see who can write the craziest spam comments and still make it onto the blog. How about a new "He Came - The Gospel of Christmas" CD to the craziest comment as decided by the other commenters. OK, all Five million of you battle it out!

IF you link to a suspicious website you do not stand a chance! Lol

I hope you are having a good weekend.

Davy

6 comments:

  1. Never have I always read words that made light go off in your head. Thanks to you for making life easy, when not so hard. Knowing you has made no difference in my life, continue to do so. visit website hankthetank.org

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  2. How do you eat all that food and still lose weight? You must be using the "NO FAT WEIGHT LOSS SPRINKLES" like I do. Just sprinkle on your food and you can eat whatever you want and lose 200 lbs in two weeks. Buy it cheaper at my website....www.please_take_my_money_because_I_have_no_common_sense.com. You can make three easy payments of $89.95 instead of four if you are one of the next 10 customers.

    Janet

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  3. I am very sad today and my eyes are full of tears. Some very precious friends of mine have been kidnapped and I am trying to raise the ransom for their return to Missouri. Our last word from the kidnappers came from the foreign country of Oklahoma. The ransom is a relatively small amount of cash and a LARGE bill from “Ron's Hamburgers and Chili”. Will you please help by sending cash or Wal-mart gift cards? You will find the address at www.theblogoflostboggs.com

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  4. I am very sad today and my eyes are full of tears. Some very precious friends of mine have been kidnapped and I am trying to raise the ransom for their return to Missouri. Our last word from the kidnappers came from the foreign country of Oklahoma. The ransom is a relatively small amount of cash and a relatively large bill from “Ron's Hamburgers and Chili”. Will you please help by sending cash or Wal-mart gift cards? You will find the address at www.theblogoflostboggs.com

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    1. That's funny and clever and kinda needy too Ray. Nice job!

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